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Christmas Jokes

Santa and the elves do like to have a good laugh. Being the generous type, Santa through he'd share his favourite jokes with everyone, here are some of them.

Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
A: It's Christmas, Eve!
Q: How many chimneys does Santa go down?
A: Stacks!
Q: How does Santa take his photos?
A: With his North Pole-aroid!
Q: What's the first step when using a Christmas computer?
A: First, YULE LOG on.
Q: How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10, 1 to change it, the other 9 to stand on each other shoulders.
Q: What did the little candle say to the big candle?
A: I'm going out tonight!
Q: An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up?
A: Santa Claus, the other two aren't real.
Q: Why do mummies like Christmas?
A: Because of all the wrapping!
Q: What is a new parents favourite carol?
A: Silent Night!
Q: What is the best gift to give you parents at Christmas?
A: Your Christmas list.
Q: What do sheep say to each other at Christmas?
A: Merry Christmas to ewe.
Q: What is good King Wenceslas's favourite food?
A: Pizza, he likes it deep pan, crisp and even.
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